Drake dropped a book?: Hotline Me
AJ Cabagbag | Student Life Editor April 1, 2023 Just when we think that he couldn’t get any more talented, Drake blesses us with the gift of literature*. Being in the game for over a […]
April 2023
CAPOUSD announces mandatory ‘nap period’ for all high school students
Fatigue can have a significant impact on students, affecting their academic performance, mental health, and overall well-being. A variety of other negative consequences come along with lack of sleep as well. Extreme levels of […]
Scientists agree with conservatives as they prove that global warming isn’t real by making the observation that it is currently cold outside!
Sienna Miller | Writer April 1, 2023 Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene went outside on March 28th, 2023, and felt drizzle*. She said she “knew climate change all had to be the Chinese propaganda when the […]
New bathroom policy: “hold till you’re home”
Gaby Pena | Writer April 1, 2023 After a few instances last year with trash can fires in the boys bathroom, the staff at SCHS decided it would be best to close off some of […]