New bathroom policy: “hold till you’re home”
Gaby Pena | Writer April 1, 2023 After a few instances last year with trash can fires in the boys bathroom, the staff at SCHS decided it would be best to close off some of […]
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SCHS students report hearing damage from supervisor’s whistles
Hannah Eberle | A&E Editor April 1, 2023 San Clemente High School students have increasingly reported hearing damage and even temporary hearing loss after constantly being harassed by supervisors’ whistles. When entering the quad or […]
“You thought she was feeling you?” pop sensation, Ice Spice, rumored to be dating Joe Biden
Aaron Velez | Editor-in-Chief April 1, 2023 In a shocking turn of events, rumors have been swirling around Washington D.C. that President Joe Biden is allegedly involved in a romantic relationship with young pop singer […]
SCHS staff plan to key cars parked in the main lot without a parking pass
Avery Kearl | Writer April 1, 2023 The school parking system is based on seniority: Seniors are guaranteed a parking pass, Juniors enter a raffle and those without luck are forced to park on the […]