Triton football program cut for 2023 season
Nicolle Generaux | Newsroom Manager April 1, 2023 *BREAKING NEWS: Triton Football is scheduled to be shut down after the school decides to cut funding. “One Town, One Team” will no longer be true. In […]
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The Outlets become one giant Panera Bread
Writer | Chloe Gerhard April 1, 2023 One town—87 Paneras. The San Clemente Outlets are about to get a lot bread-ter! The Panera Bread franchise is implementing what some may describe as imperialistic tactics as […]
SCHS Proctors plan to shuttle students to Starbucks daily!
Gracie Reynolds | Writer April 1, 2023 Have you heard the exciting news? Well, you just wait; San Clemente High School Proctors are driving students to go get Starbucks*! It is the perfect offer, and […]
CAPOUSD is enacting year-long school years starting in 2023
Shea Gallagher | Student Life Editor April 1st, 2023 Starting in August of 2023, to compensate for the loss of time due to Covid disruptions, many districts, along with the Capistrano Unified School District will […]
The SCHS wifi is unrestricted and faster than ever!
Amanda Dirpes | Writer April 1, 2023 Since the global pandemic forced schools across the globe to adapt to isolated learning in an online environment, technology’s presence in classrooms has never been more prominent, and […]
Double graduations for double the fun and equality
Tyler Pearce | Head Editor March 31, 2023 In a bold move for equality, San Clemente High School has decided to hold separate graduation ceremonies for those with GPAs above and below 4.0*. San Clemente, […]
Breaking News: City council solves coastal erosion
Sophie Rapeepat | Writer April 1, 2023 The town of San Clemente is famous for its prime location. With sunny skies and beautiful beaches, people flock from all over just to surf the waves of this […]
LeBron announces that he plans on playing until Bronny III is in the league
Enzo Candolo | Sports Editor April 1, 2023 In a recent interview with LeBron James and Adrian Wojnarowski (better known as Woj), they sat down and talked with LeBron about the legacy he’ll leave for […]
“We shall overcome” – Aaron Rodgers on woke mob adversity
Kyla Brown | Head Editor April 1, 2023 The woke mob barricaded Aaron Rodgers inside his Malibu home on Monday, March 20, reports claim*. The 39-year-old NFL quarterback was seen frantically running through the mansion, […]
Inspired by Wisconsin’s Stand against Inclusion, other States move towards banning the presentation of rainbows as a whole
Ava Miller| Opinion Editor April 1, 2023 “Rainbowland,” a duet by the iconic Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton, was banned in a Wisconsin school district after the first-grade class pursued singing it at their spring […]