Gabriel Rosselle – Print Editor in Chief

Gabriel “Gabe” Rosselle is a senior at San Clemente High School who enjoys public confrontation and instigating arguments with Ladera Ranch, soccer moms at his local Target in the hopes that he’ll be recognized by a Bravo casting agent and picked up for his own spin-off of the The Real Housewives. Rosselle’s current achievements include serving looks, stunting pretty, and coming up with the idea for the Skinnylicious menu at the Cheesacake Factory. Gabe claims that he looks exactly like Rihanna, and is often confused for her in public. He’d like to add that to all the people asking, he will in fact be playing Bibble in the live action rendition of Barbie Mermadia.

“I’m not like other girls, wanna know why? It’s because I have a penis”

– Gabriel Rosselle, 2003-2016 (R.I.P.)

Be the first to comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.